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  Big praise for

  Big Guns Out of Uniform

  “Don’t miss this anthology! The stories are wonderfully romantic and refreshingly playful.”

  —Romantic Times

  “The three tales are fine contemporary stories that readers will enjoy as each entry contains delightfully charming lead couples that the audience will like. Whether the hero is in his official uniform or his birth attire, fans of erotic romance will enjoy the hijinks of this collection.”

  —Harriet Klausner, The Best Reviews

  Acclaim for New York Times bestselling

  author Sherrilyn Kenyon’s steamy

  stories about the sexy agents of BAD….

  “Sherrilyn Kenyon starts her new BAD series off with a bang (literally) with this fun frolic in the sun…. ‘BAD to the Bone’ is full of the wacky humor and larger-than-life characters that have become her trademark.”

  —America Online’s Romance Fiction Forum

  “Fans of Sherrilyn Kenyon won’t be disappointed in ‘BAD to the Bone.’ Nothing short of steamy and electrifying, Marianne and Kyle are a match made in heaven.”

  —Romance Reviews Today

  “…laced with humor.”

  —A Romance Review

  “…wickedly sexy.”

  —Romance Reviews Today

  Praise for national bestselling

  author Liz Carlyle and her sizzling

  romantic novels…

  “Hot and sexy, just how I like them!”

  —Linda Howard, New York Times

  bestselling author

  “Intriguing…engaging…illicit.”

  —Stephanie Laurens, New York Times bestselling author

  “Sensual and suspenseful…lively and absorbing.”

  —Publishers Weekly

  “Sinfully sensual, superbly written…nothing short of brilliant.”

  —Booklist

  Acclaim for Nicole Camden’s

  sexy debut

  “…take a well-deserved bow to the standing ovation, Ms. Camden—you’ve earned it.”

  —Mrs. Giggles, mrsgiggles.com

  “‘The Nekkid Truth’ is Ms. Camden’s first book and I have to tell you it is marvelous. The sex, heck the entire story, has a wonderfully gritty, almost raw and uncut, feel to it. I’m definitely placing Nicole Camden on my list of new authors to keep an eye on and look forward to plenty of books from her.”

  —Just Erotic Romance Reviews

  “To say that ‘The Nekkid Truth’ is the best erotic romantic novella I’ve read this year seems like faint praise. The fact is, it’s far and away the best contemporary romance I’ve read this year. I wished it were longer, not because its short length was a shortcoming, but because I wanted more of the same. Who is this woman, and when is her next book coming out?”

  —All About Romance

  A Pocket Star Book published by

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  This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are products of the authors’ imaginations or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

  “BAD to the Bone” copyright © 2003 by Sherrilyn Kenyon

  “Let’s Talk About Sex” copyright © 2003 by S. T. Woodhouse

  “The Nekkid Truth” copyright © 2003 by Nicole Camden

  Originally published in trade paperback in 2003 by Pocket Books

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  Contents

  BAD to the Bone

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Let’s Talk About Sex

  Liz Carlyle

  The Nekkid Truth

  Nicole Camden

  BAD to the Bone

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  For my mother,

  who has given me my overactive imagination,

  my husband,

  who doesn’t mind it,

  and my friends and family,

  who support me.

  God bless all of you!

  Prologue

  Marianne Webernec was completely average at age thirty, but what she desperately wanted to be was extraordinary.

  Exceptional. Spectacular.

  For once in her life she wanted to be the heroine in one of the Rachel Fire novels that she gobbled up as soon as they were published. To be tall, thin, and devastatingly beautiful. The kind of woman that men everywhere lusted for. The kind of woman who walked into a room and men fought each other just for her smile.

  But what she was, even after her makeover, was a mere five-feet-four-inch size-ten woman with medium brown hair that was pinned back from her round face to fall just below her shoulders. She had eyes that were flat brown, not amber, not flecked with anything unusual or worth noticing. Her breasts were too small, her hips were too wide, and her feet were pinched by the narrow tips of her high-heeled shoes.

  She was…

  Average.

  Painfully, woefully average.

  “I think you’re stunning.”

  Only if she had a stun gun in her hand.

  Marianne looked over her shoulder to see Aislinn Zimmerman staring at her. Aislinn was what she wanted to be. Rich, model thin, with long, curly red hair, perfectly manicured nails, and big bright green eyes that seemed to glow. Aislinn was every bit as beautiful as her namesake from Aislinn’s mother’s favorite romance novel, The Wolf and the Dove.

  Marianne had spent her entire life hating women who looked like Aislinn. They were everywhere. On television, in magazines, and on the pages of the books that Marianne loved to read. Books where the gorgeous, drop-dead heroine nailed the gorgeous, drop-dead hero.

  They were ever an unnecessary reminder that at the end of the day, Marianne Webernec would never be one of them.

  She would always be average. White noise in the background of a world that went on oblivious to her presence no matter how much she longed for it to be otherwise.

  “Thanks,” Marianne said to her lamely, knowing the truth in her heart. But that was okay.

  Because in the next few minutes she was going to walk through the door behind Aislinn and become the one thing she’d always wanted to be…

  A covert CIA agent pursued by the evil archvillain who would turn out to be a good guy trying to uncover the man who had killed his brother.

  Okay, the plot was a bit clichéd, even a little trite. But Marianne loved Rachel Fire’s book Danger in the Night. She had read it so many times that her copy at home was in pieces barely held together by tape.

  For the last four years that book and its hero, Brad Ramsey, had lived in her heart and in her mind. He was the man she dreamed of seducing every night when she closed her eyes.

  She had licked every inch of his divinely masculine body from head to foot, and had made him beg her for mercy. They had made love everywhere from Caribbean beaches to the snowdrifts of Moscow.

  In her mind she had ridden him hard and furiously, and made him hers.

  Oh, to really be the book’s heroine, Ren Winterbourne. The sultry, sophisticated agent, woman of the world, who knew every way possible to make a man beg for her touch. Ren never doubted herself. She always knew exactly what she wanted and how to get it
.

  Marianne was still searching for her place in the world. And when it came to men, she would never understand them. They were completely alien beasties.

  She sighed wistfully. Her entire life was a study in what could have been. If only she’d been smarter, taller, prettier…

  But she wasn’t.

  Her mother had once told her that life was about acceptance. That she needed to be content with what was dealt her and be grateful it wasn’t worse.

  Starting this instant, Marianne was going to take her mother’s advice.

  Mostly.

  She was going to walk out that door and…

  Stumble, knowing her.

  “Do I have to wear the heels?” she asked Aislinn, holding her foot out toward the beautiful redhead as she flexed her ankle.

  Some things were best done with level feet. Especially when the last thing Marianne wanted was to be embarrassed. “I’m really not a high-heel kind of person. I’m more the I’ll-stumble-and-twist-my-ankle kind of woman.”

  Aislinn laughed. “Sure. What would you like?”

  “Got anything flat and black?”

  Aislinn flipped open her stylish silver cell phone and pressed a button. “Hi, Gwen, Ms. Webernec would like a selection of flat black shoes to go with her rust-colored miniskirt dress. She’s a size eight medium…. Thanks.” Aislinn closed the phone. “Give her ten minutes and she’ll bring us a new boxload of them.”

  It was good to be queen.

  At least for the day, or in this case, a whole month. Marianne smiled at the thought.

  One full month of being catered to and pampered. Having her every want met without complaint.

  Oh, yeah, forget Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. This reality was so much better.

  After all, Marianne Webernec, average Jane high school teacher, was about to head off to Sex Camp.

  Chapter One

  Kyle Foster lay behind a short clump of bushes, scoping out the large compound that lay sheltered in the sand—his latest target.

  It was fifteen hundred hours and all the explosives were rigged. Their timers set. The beach was silent, with a mild northwesterly wind that would carry the shrapnel and debris a minimal distance, toward the empty lagoon.

  He was watching the countdown on his watch, waiting for something that would alleviate his extreme boredom.

  He’d thought it would be the well-placed, perfectly executed explosion.

  It wasn’t.

  At fifteen seconds and counting, disaster struck as an unknown, unexpected civilian popped out of the small wooded area near the compound.

  Kyle cursed. There was no way to stop the explosives, and he didn’t dare shout at her.

  Damn civilians never took orders well. Instead of doing as they were told, they invariably assumed the position of a deer in the headlights and asked, “What?” Which would be followed by the ever aggravating, “Why?”

  By then it would be too late.

  If he said “bomb,” she’d scream and probably run straight for the explosion. Murphy’s Law.

  He was out of time.

  Combat trained and ever ready to fight, Kyle launched himself from his covert position to intercept her before she drew any closer.

  He mentally continued the countdown in his head as he ran full speed toward her….

  Marianne saw nothing but a blur from the corner of her eye. One second she was heading toward the small sand castle that looked as if someone had constructed it with careful, minute detail. The next some large something had scooped her up into its arms and run off with her.

  Breathless from shock and the feel of two extremely strong arms carrying her while the man ran across the beach, she didn’t even have time to protest as the two of them flew in the opposite direction from the castle.

  Just as they reached the pathway she’d been following, she heard a sharp click.

  The man holding her threw the two of them to the ground and rolled them under some bushes as a massive explosion rent the air. The earth beneath them shook.

  Her breath was knocked out of her from their fall, and panic welled inside her.

  A sleek wall of muscle covered her body again as something began to rain down on the sand around them. She was overwhelmed by the combined scent of Brut, warm masculine skin, and Finesse shampoo.

  Marianne instinctively covered her face until the “rain” stopped.

  “What in the world just happened?” she asked, her heart pounding as she dared peek from between her fingers.

  The man lying on top of her lifted himself up to look down at her.

  Marianne gaped.

  In all her life she’d never seen anything like him. His eyes were bright and blue. Electrifying and filled with mirthful mischief. They reminded her of the boys in her classes whenever they were planning some youthful prank.

  Only there was nothing boyish about the man on top of her. He was obviously in his mid-thirties, his face ruggedly handsome, with sharp cheekbones and at least a full day’s worth of stubble on his cheeks and chin.

  He was even more handsome than the actor they had playing Brad Ramsey.

  And the feel of his long, hard body covering hers…

  It was heaven. Pure heaven.

  He swept a heated gaze over her face and body before giving her a devilish grin that should belong to the worst sort of Regency rake. Not to mention the fact that his waist was lying between her legs, and she felt a sudden swell pressing against her intimately. One that let her know this was no small man. Nor was he completely uninterested in her.

  It was all she could do not to moan in pleasure.

  “Hi.” The deepness of his voice was as startling as their meeting.

  “Hi,” she answered back rather lamely.

  Kyle tried to remember what the woman had asked him a second ago, but all he could really think of was the peekaboo dimple she had in her left cheek. It flashed at him as she frowned.

  Not to mention the fact that she felt damn good underneath him.

  Her white tank top had fallen off one shoulder, leaving it bare where it beckoned him to touch and kiss the smooth skin it revealed.

  Her dark brown eyes were warm and friendly, with a healthy dose of suspicion in them. She had sleek brown hair that fell around her head, onto the sand. It was the kind of hair a man dreamed of running his hands through. The kind of hair a man liked to feel whipping his chest while the woman who had it sat on top of him, grinding her body against his until they both came.

  It took every ounce of control he possessed not to rub his swollen, aching groin against her and dream of sinking himself deep inside her hot, wet body.

  Oh, yeah, he so wanted a piece of this woman. One small taste of her lush, soft, feminine curves.

  “You…uh…you want to get off me now?” she asked, her voice sounding a bit peeved.

  “Not really,” he answered honestly. “I kind of like it here.” More than he dared admit even to himself.

  And he found himself suddenly fixated by the bared skin of her shoulder, which didn’t seem to betray a bra strap.

  Was she naked under there?

  His cock tightened even more at the thought of her naked, unrestrained breasts being only a tiny push of fabric away. Of taking one of them into his mouth and suckling its tip while she buried her long, graceful fingers into his hair.

  Marianne arched a brow at the man’s unexpected response and tilted her head as she watched him. She wasn’t sure if this was part of her whole fantasy package or not. What with the explosion and all, it was possible he was one of the actors who had been playing out her novel.

  But Rachel Fire hadn’t written a scene about a sand castle being blown up.

  Then again, there was a scene in a few more days where they blew up a cabin, so maybe the man had been practicing.

  At any rate, he was a cutie-pie. Gorgeous, in fact. His darkly tanned body held the muscular definition of an athlete. One that begged a woman to run her hands over it.


  “You always sweep a woman off her feet like this and throw her on the ground?”

  He laughed at that, a warm, rich sound that made her actually tingle. “No, I have to say this is a first. But given how it seems to be turning out, I might make it a habit.” He winked at her, then pulled back from her slowly and held his hand out to her as if to shake hers.

  “Kyle Foster,” he said.

  Hmm, not one of the names in the book. Maybe he was one of the extras they had hired to play commando with.

  “Marianne Webernec,” she said automatically as she shook his large, callused hand and did her best not to think about what it would feel like to have it cup her breast or have those long, masculine fingers sunk deep inside her body.

  He had beautiful hands. Powerful hands. Strong and manly, they appealed to her in the best sort of way.

  “Oh, wait,” she said, trying to distract herself from those thoughts. “I’m supposed to be Ren Winterbourne. Sorry, I keep forgetting.”

  He scowled at her words. “What are you? A federal agent or something?”

  “Something, definitely something.” She started to push herself to her feet.

  Kyle helped her up with an effortlessness that overcharged her hormones and made her yearn to lean into the strength of his body until she swooned from delight.

  What was it about this man that made her want to do him right here on the beach? She’d never been sexually flagrant before, but something about Kyle Foster made her long desperately to rip that tight white T-shirt off and have her way with him whether he wanted it or not.

  “You must be from the other side of the island,” he said in that innately masculine voice.

  He released her all too soon, and she ached from the loss of his body heat being so close. It had warmed her more than the overhead sun.

  “Uh-oh. Did I really come all that way? They told me I wasn’t supposed to go too far away. Did I end up on the private side of things?”

  “Yeah, but it’s okay. I’m the only one staying here right now.” He glanced around the vacant beach. “It’s been boring as hell up until now.”